You Know You’re a Mom When…

• Your food is always cold


• When you have to "pack" the car to go anywhere, including the small trips


• When your child vomits and you catch it


• When your purse is no longer for you but for your child's emergency meltdown kit that includes bribery items like candy and toys


• When you see how much you can get accomplished on your lunch hour so you don't have to get your child in/out of the car seat for every small stop


• When you head for the toy isle first just to get a toy to entertain your child while you're trying to get your grocery shopping done


• When you make sure to help another mom with opening a door when they have a stroller and bags in hand because you've been there and you know what its like


• When everything takes twice as long as it should (grocery shopping, cleaning the house, etc.)